- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Your girlfriend.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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