How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Anti Joke

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