- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Poker? I barely even know her.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

I was watching Fox news.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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