- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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