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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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