- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Face...the other white meat!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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