- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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