What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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