I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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