- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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