- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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