- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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