- Anti Joke

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC