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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

anti jokes are really funny

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