An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Women's rights.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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