Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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