- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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