- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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