How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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