- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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