Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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The government

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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