- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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