roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Emily Walker.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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