If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Mogok Papiti.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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