women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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