What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Your mom went to college

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

i dont fisish anythi

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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