Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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