on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

binladin walks into the american seals

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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