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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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