- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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