- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What comes after 69? 70

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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