- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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