Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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- Helen Keller

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Denard Robinson

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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