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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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