Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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