- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A dancer walks into a barre

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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