- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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