- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

That's illegal What? Your mom

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A fat guy!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

knock knock i have diarrhea

Cliterus

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Gordon Brown smiles.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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