The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Penis

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A dancer walks into a barre

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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