Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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