What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Chlamydia

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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