- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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