What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

if got a joke if fogot it

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

I read the terms of service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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