- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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