- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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