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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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