Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

i killed my family

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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