- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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