- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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