Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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