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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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