What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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