- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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