- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

guess what>? your mum lol

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