- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Women's Rights

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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