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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*