- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What is 9+10? 19

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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