"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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