Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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were at work systems r down

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Your gay

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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69.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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