How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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