- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

. . I am a whale

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Abortion.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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