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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch