- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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