- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.