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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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