- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How old are you? 7

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