- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How old are you? 7

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