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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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