'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

quantum physics?

Good afternoon.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

the NAACP

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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