The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Sloths

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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