A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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