- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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