What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

hi

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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