- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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