Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Anti Joke

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