Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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