What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

ur an fagit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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