- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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