Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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