- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

So a horse walks into a barn.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

your mum

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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