- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Where's my baby??

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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