What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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