- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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