- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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