-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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