What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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whats black and large -me

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Homo say what?

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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