Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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