- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What has two legs? Half a cat

what's up? my penis.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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