- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

what's worse then a blowjob?

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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