- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

I <3 Hitler

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Indians

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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