Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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