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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What is black and has no education A tire.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's 9+10 Ebola

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Knock knock Fuck off!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A: Do you like it B: No

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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