- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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