what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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learn. advance!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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