Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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