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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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