- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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