- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

womans having rights.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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