A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How old are you? 7

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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