Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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