- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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