- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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