Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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I had a lemon. hi.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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