how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A blind man walks into a library.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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