- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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