what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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