How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Justin's life

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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