A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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