Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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