- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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