- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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