Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Rush Limbaugh

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

irish man drinking john smiths

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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