- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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