- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A man walks into a bar

Your big dick.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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