women's rights.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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