Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Your mom is so old she died

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Anti Joke

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