what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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