What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo mama so fat.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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